This is so utterly disgusting, I’m just going to leave it here for someone else to be disgusted by. Fucking Fox News.
HONESTLY, the use the words “independent ladies” IN FUCKING QUOTATION MARKS IN THE OPENING SENTENCE.
Ughh, that’s the only word for this.
DID SOMEONE FROM THE ONION WRITE THIS
THAT’S THE ONLY EXPLANATION I CAN THINK OF
WHAT
This is. Legit. The greatest thing I have ever read.
And here I used to think that women couldn’t expect chivalry AND equality.

I agree with you, Lauren. While I’ll admit to liking the idea of occasionally being treated like an old-fashioned lady,...
Fuck you, Fox News. FUCK YOU.
Sometimes I like to pretend that Fox News is secretly a masterpiece satire and right now somewhere all of their workers...
This is. Legit. The greatest thing I have ever read. And here I used to think that women couldn’t expect chivalry AND...
Wow. Excuse me while I go rage in a corner for a while at the fact that people still think this way.
How the hell do they justify saying that we don’t want to think? That we want our “man” to do the thinking for us? Did...
DO NOT EVER FUCKING TELL ME SEXISM IS DEAD (AS PEOPLE I KNOW HAVE TOLD ME) DO NOT EVER FUCKING THINK OF ASKING ME WHY I...
DID SOMEONE FROM THE ONION WRITE THIS THAT’S THE ONLY EXPLANATION I CAN THINK OF WHAT
Ughh, that’s the only word for this.
“While the notion of the sexy feminist isn’t completely false, you need...aware of those...
I feel so FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!!! How long have women been fighting to get out of these stupid stereotypes, only to...
FUCK FOX NEWS! This article is disgusting. Nevermind the ridiculous picture they chose for this article. This is a joke...
What did I just read. Is this - is this real? I… I have no words.
This is so sexist and disgusting. Does this bigoted dribble, so infested with shallow stereotypes even merit a spot on a...
I couldn’t even finish reading it. It makes me want to stab.
“There are always exceptions to the rule, but for the most part, women want to get married.” I think…Fox News...