SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
Imagine bucky buying a pack of avengers-themed underwear as a joke. He makes fun of them loudly and leaves them around the tower for the others to find, and it’s funny until the night that tony convinces the team to play strip poker. Bucky forgets that he’s wearing the captain america boxers until his pants are off.
he never lives it down.